Deer Hunters Are a Strange Species

Before there were grocery stores and fast foodor migraine will keep them from hitting the woods at
restaurants, people hunted for food. Some still do. Indaybreak and staying till near dark, or till they've
fact, according to the results of the 2001 U.S. Fish &gotten one - whichever comes first. If a deer is
Wildlife Service survey, there are estimated to begotten the first day, the hunter can relax and live
10.9 million people who hunt big game.Hunting seasonsnormally again. If not, there will be a few more
and limitations are occasionally regulated according toobsession-filled days to get through.The skill of
the current animal population number. This is, in part,hunting comes also with the privilege of talking about
to maintain a good balance between game, birds andit. My dad once went hunting with a guy and swore
smaller animals, and their available food.Hunters dohe'd never step foot into the woods with him again.
more than kill animals. They help the environment"Shot three times at a branch falling from a tree.
maintain the balance mentioned above. They also helpNow you know a deer doesn't climb a tree and
wildlife conservation efforts with the license fees andjump!"And they all have their stories. Like the guy
taxes they pay. And, they aid law enforcementwho - during early Spring - chose a wooded area,
whenever possible by alerting them to suspiciousbuilt a primitive stand, and planned to return in the Fall
activity they might happen to discover. For the pastto hunt. A couple of days before deer season was
several years, many deer hunters across the countryto begin, he went back - gun and practice target in
have donated their game to food banks and otherhand - only to find several condominiums where the
groups as well. I do not agree with taking an animal'swoods had once stood. The tree with his stand
life simply for the 'sport of it'. But I do agree withremained however. It had become a treehouse in
hunting to provide food.DEER HUNTERS ARE Asomeone's back yard.It is inevitable that talk of the
STRANGE SPECIES INDEED!You never have to wakeupcoming hunt will somehow find it's way into every
a guy up during deer season - they never sleep! Can'tconversation the hunter utters for weeks. It has
blame them though, they've been planning since Juneto...it's the only thing being thought about. I recall a
about how they're going to get that sixty-four pointfew conversations with my hunter husband. Once I
buck this time out.You've seen the excitement buildmentioned that I had gotten a lamp I'd been wanting
as the season came closer. He's misplaced his carfor only twenty bucks. He began telling me about the
keys, forgotten to take out the trash, eventwo bucks that his friend, Hank, got two years in a
forgotten to eat. But he knows exactly where hisrow. "Close to 180 pounds...both of 'em," he informed
little orange cap is. He's thrown his everyday clothesme. Another time I wanted him to pick up some
all over the place. But his thermals and orangeapples and oranges at the store. And he asked me if
camouglage jacket are neatly folded in a corner,I thought he'd be wearing enough orange that year,
ready to go. He's even checked them a couple ofor should he go buy something more. Then there
times each day, and neatly refolded them to makewas the time when I wanted a huge favor, but
sure they are ready.A week before the huntingdreaded to ask hubby, so I addressed him
season opens, the average hunter will develop awith:"Dear!" Of course, I should have known better,
continuously preoccupied twinkle in his eyes. Becausebecause immediately the twinkle in his eyes sparkled
of this, you can spot a guy with 'buck fever'with even more shine and I knew it was no point in
anywhere. You can probably pick him out of a crowdcontinuing a discussion until the word and the shine
of fifty thousand. He'll be the one with thewore off.So, if you have a hunter in your house who
apprehensive, anticipating glow. I've been told that acomes home near dark, on the last day, having been
deer is color blind - obviously they're glow blind asunsuccessful...get out some smelling saltz and revive
well.It's not always just the thrill of the hunt thathim. But, of course he's been used to a week of
gets the hunter out of bed and going over hissniffing deer urine on his lapel, so the saltz may not
supplies' checklist one more time before heading outaffect him at all at first. However, do keep trying.
into the great unknown. It's also what they can putAnd remember to prepare him a hot bath and drip
on the supper table. Some of the hardiest appetiteseye drops in each of his bloodshot eyes. Then, after
around belong to hunters. When I was growing up,he's 'out like a light' snoring, you may want to take a
our table was laid out with everything from squirrelcouple of whiffs of that smelling saltz yourself -
pot-pie to breaded ground hog. Barbecued deer roastwhen you realize that this whole thing will probably be
is as good as any cattle being herded anywhere. And,repeating itself again in another twelve months or
I've heard that muskrat is a delicacy in some topso.Regenia G. Butcher is an author on a site for
rated city restaurants. Of course muskrats areCreative Writers ( She is also a crafter and is
trapped rather than hunted. But huntercurrently working on a "quirky" word reference book.
trapper...they're basically the same breed.A true deerShe usually not only sees the glass half full, but
hunter is more consistent and driven than the USrejoices that there IS a glass.
Post Office. Neither rain, snow, wind, slush, mud, flu,