The Poker Gods

Some of you may believe in it and some of you mayshe did not want to be with a moron like me. She
not. The majority of poker players know that pokeralso let me know that she would be packed and
is a game of skill, not luck. Luck is what keeps thegone by the time I came back. Trying to explain that
bad players coming back to the table. Then there areI was doing all of this for the both of us was useless
the even smaller amounts of us that believe in theand headed out.
poker Gods. I am one of them and if you play yourThe kinds of players in the game were mostly people
cards right, no pun intended, they will smile down onwith money to burn, and lacking in poker skill. I had
you.played my best game and managed to make it to
As many of my friends know, my on-again off-againthe final table. The pay out was for the top 5
girlfriend has driven me to all new levels of insanity.players. Having an average chip stack I decided to
My addiction to poker was one of the reasons forride it out and let the short stacks battle it out and
the many ultimatums she handed down to me. Ithopefully push me into the money. The Poker Gods
was not so much that she disliked my gambling; itsmiled and it worked. I had been knocked out in 5th
was more so that she disliked my losing. She wasplace when my pair of tens got beat by a set of 8's
always there for me to spend my extra winnings.on the river. I did not complain though, as I walked
I had just gotten paid and found that we were shortaway with $800, more than enough to cover the
$300. As the end of the month inched ever so nearrent and other bills.
and the prospect of being evicted loomed, I feltWhen I walked into the front door, there she was
there was something I needed to do. I was toowith her bags packed. "So?" she asked. Obviously her
proud to call my parents for cash, so I thought Ileaving depended on how well or badly I did. "$800," I
could parlay my poker skill into some much neededsaid with a smile. Running up to me to hug me, she
cash.told me about the vacation we could go on with the
I decided to buy in to a no-limit $100 buy-inmoney, that she needed to get her nails done and
tournament structure game. I am normally a cool andneeded some new clothes.
collected person, but you know the saying -I slowly counted out enough money for the rent and
desperate times call for desperate measures. Whenbills and left it on the table. Walking out the door I
you are first out of college and the best job you cansaid to her "This moron is going to buy some new
get pays $10 per hour, you need to do some hustlingtires for his truck with the extra money. I could care
to make the rent and pay the bills.less if you are still here when I get back," and walked
The last thing she said as I walked out the door wasout the door with a smirk on my face.
if I was stupid enough to gamble what we had, then