How to Live Forever

Who Wants to Live Forever?As far as anybodymurder and defeat the point of
knows, humans are the only animals that have athe whole exercise. On the other hand, if the brain
sense ofcould not be rejuvenated
mortality. For a very long time - presumably everjust like the rest of the body, it will die from old age
since we gained this awareness of impending death -anyway.Brains Rarely FailThere are various ways of
we have speculated about the prospect ofdealing with this issue. It must be remembered
immortality. Not all cultures wish for immortality. Somethat thousands of our brain cells are dying every
religions, perhaps most religions, would regard anyday. It is possible for
search for immortality as undesirable. With thenew cells to be created, but the rate of cell death is
greatest respect to those who do not wantfar greater than cell
immortality or do not agree with it, we must surelycreation. Whatever the reason, the rate of
admit that many of us - including many of religiousaggregate brain cell death seems to
faith - would welcome immortality, or at the verygrow as we age. That said, it is very common for
least, a prolonged life.Civilisation Produced Oldthe brain to remain in a good
AgeBefore we look at the ways in which this couldstate whilst the rest of the body fails. When people
be achieved, let us considerdie of old age, it usually
where we are now. Humans have evolved into thea part of the body - such as the heart - that fails
dominant species on earth. Fewerand rarely the brain itself.ApoptosisWhy do brain cells
and fewer predators have threatened us as we(or neurons) die? There are various causes. They are
have gained in strength, cunningcertain illnesses, accidents and the use of certain
and inventiveness. As a society we have learned todrugs (e.g. alcohol) or
harness nature to theother environmental toxins. These factors only play
extent that food can be stored and packaged anda minor part in brain cell
eaten without the need for alldeath. A more common cause is apoptosis. This is
of us to hunt and gather. Medicines have beenwhere cells effectively commit
developed to counter disease. Wesuicide. This process is not fully understood but is
have found ways of keeping our water clean forthought to be necessary for
drinking. Many of us can heat ourthe long term health of the brain. It is thought that
homes (or even cool them) when necessary, and tocells that are in some way
a greater or lesser extent lookdamaged (for instance their DNA might have
after our old as we look after our young. We havebecome scrambled) die before they can
become civilised.Wear OutThe phenomenon of oldcause damage to the rest of the body. It is also
age that civilisation has brought to us sets us apartthought, however, that apoptosis
from other animals. It is virtually unheard of to seeoccurs to cells virtually at random. One idea is that,
old age amongst wildas our body fails certain
animals. As we have become civilised our bodiesneurons are no longer required and simply expire
have not caught up yet. Theyrather than use resources. This
were never designed to last for centuries becausemay be a significant theory: our bodies wear out: we
uncivilised man could neverslow down: less stimuli
have lasted that long in its wild environment. We diereach the brain: the brain doesn't need as many
because we wear outneurons: apoptosis results.Introducing New
- not because we can't feed or look after ourselves.CellsPerhaps apoptosis is the key to the fact that our
The good news is that webrains generally outlive
are catching up. Each generation (usually) lives longerthe rest of our body. The brain simply gets leaner
then the one that wentbut stays meaner compared to
before. Many of us are choosing healthier lifestylesother body parts that simply cannot shed unwanted
that helps to prolong life.or bad cells. So why even
But we are still wearing out.Body Partthink of transplanting the brain? There is no reason
ReplacementScientists and surgeons have becometo replace parts of the
increasingly knowledgeable aboutbrain because unwanted cells die out voluntarily. One
transplants of human body parts. The problem ofidea is simply to
rejection is not the barrier itadd new cells, prepared with the correct DNA
once was. With the advent of DNA technology it isstructure. With nano technology it
possible, in theory at least,would be possible for microscopic robots to enter
the "grow" a human body part using the DNAthe body (perhaps through the
blueprint found in just agut, if taken regularly as a drug) and carry the new
small sample. Putting these two facts together,cells with them to the
there is a real chance that webrain. It may be possible for a one-off procedure to
will soon have the means to transplant most bodydeposit a culture in the
parts. In time we could replacebody that will act as a brain cell reservoir. Nano
all body parts. Once transplantation is perfected werobots would release new
would then have thecells at an appropriate rate. In addition, if limbs were
means to replace worn-out body parts at will. Webeing regularly
could all have a scan where a DNAreplaced, the body as a whole would be quicker and
profile of our bodies was compiled. The informationthis would undoubtedly result
in our personal databasein a lower rate of apoptosis. Oh, and easy on the
would be used in order to grow our replacementalcohol!In our throw-away society we may have lost
parts. Using micro-surgerythe habit of replacing parts. The
techniques, new parts could be fitted every 5 years!thing about us humans is that we can't simply be
Can you imagine it?What About the Brain?Change asreplaced by a new model. We
many bits as you like, but take the brain away andneed to be renovated and renewed occasionally.
then surely thePerhaps a few of the things we
person no longer exists. Even if it were possible tobuy could get the same treatment. When I am not
grow a replacement brain,thinking about immortality, I am
how would the information from the old one -promoting Insectocutor Fly Killers. We are always
including our very state ofhappy to sell you a new model.
existence and self-image - be transferred to theWe also, however, carry a range of spare parts.
new one? Well, the brain isThere are some Insectocutor
indeed a special case as it holds not only ourmodels out there that are over 30 years old. We
thoughts and memories but alsoare proud to have supplied the
our sense of being. Because of this, swapping oneodd spare part when it has been needed.
brain for another andImmortality indeed!
disposing of the old one would be tantamount to