Keepers of the Useless

The other day my wife, son, and I went down to28th birthday and realized I was still carrying all my
the store to renew our hunting licenses for the newold high school and junior high activity cards in my old
year.one. (Plus an old note where my buddy Adam had
After buying a license, the machine prints out a newsigned his name and it looked like it said "ham"
piece of paper containing all your information. It theninstead of "Adam". It was very funny every time I
becomes your new hunting license and your old onewhipped it out and showed it to him over the next
is no longer necessary.several years, trust me. Until, I realized I had been
Which is exactly why my wife put her old licensecarrying it around for over 10 years and suddenly the
back into her purse anyway.joke was on me instead.)
I'm not kidding, she looked straight at me, asked ifSince then, I've sworn off the practice. I no longer
she needed her old license anymore, and then after Ihang on to any outdated material. Unless, of course,
said no proceeded to put it right back into her purse!you want to count whatever is floating around in my
However, I did note that she at least put it into adesk that I haven't looked at since the last time I
different pocket than the new one, so perhaps therecleaned it out, which would be back in, oh, let's see,
is some feminine logic at work here that I just can'tabout, um, well...
possibly understand.Let's just say I'm currently wondering if there are
Like the time she actually had use for a long expiredany antiques in it worth listing on eBay.
driver's license from a state we no longer lived in.Maybe if someone were to get me a new desk...?
Don't ask me what she used it for. I've apparentlyAnyway, the point is I found it rather amusing that
lost complete memory of the event due to the uttermy wife would put something back into her purse
shock surrounding it, but I do know she did use itthat I had just told her she would no longer need.
and that it was accepted.Which brings up a very interesting question.
I've never been one to horde old and useless itemsWhy is it whenever I try to make fun of something
in my possession, however, and particularly not in mysilly my wife did I always end up turning it around on
wallet. At least not since I got a new wallet for mymyself?